SNUGGLE AND GIGGLE 21 All About Pets • Volume 3 • Issue 3 • May–Aug 2023 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a 10-feet fence. He was again out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A 20-feet fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was 40 feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?” The kangaroo said, “About 100 feet! Unless somebody locks the gate at night!” Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? A: You need to pay more attention to your “paws-ture”. Q: What did the dog owner say to her new puppy? A: You are “paw-fect”. I will love you “fur-ever”! Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Johnny! Have I not told you not to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: Because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce; but now it’s gone! Q: What do a shark and a computer have in common? A: They both have “megabites”! “Did you see a paper napkin here with our entire marketing campaign on it?”
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